whenever something is too risky for me to post i just submit it to lydia

abbythenormalone:

Actual footage of me at college

(via thelindsayjones)

spankmehardbarry:

when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

image

(via montyouum)

(via 2-shane-s)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via beyoncebeytwice)

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(via tooshies)